witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world,
and there’s still going to be someone who hates peaches.
― Dita von Teese (via allegorys)